Showing posts with label Erap Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Erap Jokes. Show all posts

Favorite Food

Interview wrap up w/ Erap..

Erap: Hulaan mo fvorite food ko, starts w/ "C"
Jessica: ahh sir, Carbonara..
Erap: ndi
Jessica: Calamares
Erap: ndi eh
Jessica: Canton?
Erap: ndi p rn
Jessica: sirit n sir..
Erap: C-Foods, ano k b!

Doña Mary's Wish

Doña Mary's wish on her 102nd bday:

Joseph, anak, d mo ntapos pgaaral mo,
pti pgka presidente mo..
sna mtapos mo man lng kht jail term mo!

Erap's Translation

Bush: Let's help one another
Erap: Tayo'y mgtulungan
Bush: Let's strive together
Erap: Tayo'y mgsikap
Bush: Bcoz in union der is strength
Erap: Dahil sa sibuyas may titigas!

Pollutants in the Philippines

Erap and Jinggoy during an interview with WorldWatch Institute:

Correspondent: Mr. Senator what are the common pollutants in this country?
Jinggoy: Pullutants? we have a lot in here eh!
Erap: Yes yes, the most popular pullutants here are chicharon, isaw, sizzling sisig, nilagang mani.. kropek, u know that?
Correspondent: ohhhhh I see
Jinggoy: Dad may nalimutan kayo..
Erap: Anu yun anak?
Jinggoy: Boy Bawang!