Mabuting Ugali

Bartolome: Repapiks, alam mo no.1 nggustuhang ugali ng tao sakin? ngccmula sa "A"

Tukmol: Ahh Approachable

Bartolome: hndi eh

Tukmol: Affectionate?

Bartolome: ndi rin

Tukmol: anu ba yun?

Bartolome: ANEST pare..

Tukmol: ahh ANEST n tanga hehe..

Pacman vs. Abu Sayyaf

Pacman: Sumuko na kau!!

ASG: ssuko lng kmi pg naii-spell mo CEASEFIRE!

Pacman: Naku po... ehh.. Tuloy ang laban! durugin!pddlhan ko kau ng chrysanthemum sa burol nyo gunggong!

ASG: spell CHRYSANTHEMUM!

Pacman: ahhhmmmm.. Pakyu! bingi! sbi ko rose!

GMA and Mike

GMA & her fmily rding an airplane...

GMA: wt if i throw 1 check worth 1 million pesos to make at least 1 filipino hapi?

FG Mike: honey, why not throw 2 checks worth half a million pesos to make 2 filipinos hapi?

Mikee: Mom, why not throw 4 checks worth quarter a million to make 4 filipinos hapi?

Finally her grand daughter spoke:

"grandma, why not throw urself out of d window to make millions of filipino hapi?!"

Kahit Rabies tataluhin

"Kung may rabies man ang laway mo

Willing akong mabaliw.

Mahalikan lang kita"


Ohhh c'mon

Sobra na toh!