GMA and Mike

GMA & her fmily rding an airplane...

GMA: wt if i throw 1 check worth 1 million pesos to make at least 1 filipino hapi?

FG Mike: honey, why not throw 2 checks worth half a million pesos to make 2 filipinos hapi?

Mikee: Mom, why not throw 4 checks worth quarter a million to make 4 filipinos hapi?

Finally her grand daughter spoke:

"grandma, why not throw urself out of d window to make millions of filipino hapi?!"