The Male Organ

Q & A Portion sa Ms. Gay Universe...

Host: Ms. USA, how wud u dscribe a male organ in ur country?
MS USA: I wud say male organs in america are like gentleman. Bcos it stands evrytym it sees a woman.
(palakpakan!)

Host: Ms. Spain, how wud u dscribe a male organ in ur country?
MS Spain: I wud say male organs in spain are like toros in our very own bullfyt. Bcos it charges evrytym it sees an opening!
(palakpakan!)

Host: Ms. Philippines, how wud u dscribe a male organ in ur country?
Diego: ah well opcors.. hihihi, i wud say male organs in our country are like Chismax.
Host: huh Chismax??
Diego: ayy sori kuwan, I mean it's like Gossip.
Host: hmm interesting, why?
Diego: ahihihi dyahe... bcoz it passes from mouth to mouth.
(STANDING OVATION)