Pollutants in the Philippines

Erap and Jinggoy during an interview with WorldWatch Institute:

Correspondent: Mr. Senator what are the common pollutants in this country?
Jinggoy: Pullutants? we have a lot in here eh!
Erap: Yes yes, the most popular pullutants here are chicharon, isaw, sizzling sisig, nilagang mani.. kropek, u know that?
Correspondent: ohhhhh I see
Jinggoy: Dad may nalimutan kayo..
Erap: Anu yun anak?
Jinggoy: Boy Bawang!

Taguan

GF: Laro tayo.. Taguan!
BF: Sige, sige! eh ano naman premyo ko pag nahanap kita?!
GF: Sex tayo....
BF: Wowow.. sige!! Eh pano pag hindi kita nahanap??
GF: Eiiii basta... nasa likod lang ako ng piano.