Kapag Ksma Kita

aLone
waLking,
i sLippEd
& feL
nOt nOticng
a hUmp
on dA
way.
i cUdnt
gEt up.


nAiyak nQ..

kung
ksmA
snA kita,
my mgsSsbe. . .

may hUmps
may humps
mAy humps
chEck it oUt..! :P


Name: jAaMm09
Mobile No: 09217170287

Ok ka ........ !!

Nung mkta kta inaamin ko
dko mpgilang 2mingin

s muka mo,
s mata mo,
s bbg mo,
lhat! ...

tpos sbi q
sa srili ko

"HARU-HARU DIOS KO!
Wlang Duda...

c KOKEY nga toh!"

Eto Ka.. uhhm!

use ur lips
4 truth;
ur voice
4 kindness;
ur eyes
4 compassion;
ur hands
4 charity;
ur fist
4 uprytness;
ur heart
4 luv;

& 4 any1
hu dsnt lyk u..


ur middle finger!
eto ka! uhmm!

Itchy Worms

I saw a man w/out 2 arms
shaking his shoulder & jumping w/ joy
wen i asked Y he is hapi?
he replied, im not hapi,
pwet ko mkati dko mkamot! hahaha


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Mobile No.: 09198191939

Wanted: Misis

"Kelan kya ko mgkkron ng misis?"

- mr. Chips


"Ako dn, gusto ko ung sweet"

- mr. Donut


"Ako dn nghhnap, ung mbilisan!"

- mr. Quickie


"Kht kalbo papatulan ko!"

- mr. Clean

Mamatay na kayo!

be optimistic...

all d pipol u hate r eventually
going to die =]

Kasalanan Ko Ba?

Nrnsan
m nb
ngaaway kau
ng mhal mo,

hntay k
ng hntay
sa txt nya?

hrap dba?


mskit,


Lalo n pg bglang
ngbeep cp mo
at exctd mong bnuksan

un pla..


Free KASALANAN KO BA ringing tone...
lecheng 2346 yn,
Kslanan q pa ngaun!

Kung Ako Ikaw!

Pg msya ka,
msya din ako.
Pg bad3p ka,
bad3p dn ako.
Pg mlungkot ka,
mlungkot dn ako.
Pg nssktan ka,
nssktan dn ako.

Eh bkt?!

Wla lng..

inggiterA
kc ako eh (--,)